Font Jokes

List of design and font jokes
Here's a collection of fonts about jokes and graphic design found around the internet. (thanks to Tom Saaristo for emailing me this first joke)
-----Four fonts walk into a bar.The barman says, "Get out! We don't want your type in here."
-----How many designers does it take to change a light bulb?Couldn't say--ask an account executive.
-----How many web designers does it take to change a lightbulb?Three. One to change the structure, one to update the style, and one to blog about the inadequate bulb support offered by today’s socket manufacturers.
-----What font did the astrologist use to write the daily horoscopes?Futura
-----1st Designer: “Wow, you always have so many fonts, where do you get them from?”2nd Designer: “Oh they come from Monaco, Geneva, Chicago, New York… I get them delivered at various Times throughout the day…”1st Designer: “By who?”2nd Designer: “A Courier!”
-----What did Helvetica say to Arial?You're such a copy cat.
-----What did the horse say to Bordeaux?Why the long type face?
-----One font meets the other in Rome. He asks: "Hey, are you a roman too?" "No," says the other, "but i'm an Italic!"
-----A font walks up to Gill Sans and asks: "do you want to go out with me?". But Gill Sans says "no". "Why don't you want to go out with me?" the other font asks. Gill Sans: "Because you're Grotesque!"-----

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